Citat City of Ashes

Svar: Åh, tack! :)

Ja, du borde nog vänta med min recension först då ;) Det värsta som finns är att få sin läsupplevelse förstörd av spoilers.

ETT favoritcitat? Hahahahahahahahaha. Så omöjligt är det att välja, men här är några ...



"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you."



"How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?"

"Traded him for Alec," Clary said.

Isabelle looked mildly alarmed. "Not permanently?"

"No," said Jace. "Just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back," he added thoughtfully. "In which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy."

Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."

"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not."



"If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you."

"Who's Magnus?" Max inquired.

"He's a warlock," said Alec.

"A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignoring Alec's look of total fury.

"But warlocks are bad," protested Max, looking baffled.

"Exactly," said Isabelle."



"Some guys look at you like they only want sex. Jace looks at you like you've had sex - it was great and now you're just friends. Drives girls crazy. Know what I mean?" Yes. Clary thought. "No." Clary said.



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Jag håller med Andrea, de är några av mina favoriter xD Men jag gillar även:



"No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns."



"Are you still mad?"

"I'm not mad."

"Oh, yes you are."

"I am not," Alec said, through his teeth. "Just because you said dragon demons were extinct-"

"I said mostly extinct."

Alec jabbed a finger toward him. "Mostly extinct," he said, his voice trembling with rage, "is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH."

"I see," said Jace. "I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?"



"I don't want to be man," said Jace. "I want to be an angstridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out on other people instead."

"Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job."



"Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed treehouse."



"Well, I'm not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I'd rather stay down here and rot."

"Forever?" said Simon. "Forever is an awfully long time."

Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," said Jace. "You want to kiss me, don't you?"

Simon threw up his hands in exasperation. "Of course not. But if-"

"I guess it's true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches."

"That's atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches."



"You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."

"Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"

"It was an analogy."

"I am not fat."



Jag kan hålla på hur länge som helst, the Mortal Instruments är så förbannat bra och det finns så många grymma citat :D